Tuesday, November 24, 2009
~~ 男生有了女朋友后的20个惨状? ~~
~~ 男生有了女朋友后的20个惨状? ~~
一、没认识你之前我拿奖学金,认识你之后我差点补考。
二、我忍着让别人笑话的耻辱给你洗衣服。
三、一个苹果,都给你吃。两个苹果,我把大的给你吃。
四、同吃一条鱼,我让你吃鱼肉,我自己吃鱼头。
五、你这么难看,我还说你漂亮。我这么帅,你还说我难看。
六、出去玩都是我花钱,回来我只能吃萝卜(你省下钱当然可以自己吃鱼翅了)。
七、认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。
八、你生气时,我让你当出气筒。我生气时,我把自己当出气筒。
九、你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。
十、你经常打我,我从来没有打过你。
十一、有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样,我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样,你说你要阉了我。
十二、我买了200块的衣服给你,骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我,骗我要300块。
十三、我把你的耳机用坏了,我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了,连句对不起也没说。
十四、你生病一次,我要瘦两斤。我生病一次,你反而胖两斤
(你来寝室陪我,吃光了我所有的零食。)
十五、我没嫌你矮,你却嫌我高。
十六、你来我家,我睡沙发。我去你家,还是我睡沙发。
十七、那次去看露天演唱会,你骑在我头上看得津津有味,我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。
十八、我家的狗生了,我把最好看的一条送给你。你却把你养得快要死掉的金鱼送给我,害我才养两天就得给它们送终。
十九、我给你洗了N次的袜子,从未给你丢过一只。你只在我生病的时候给我洗了两双袜子,就各丢一只。
二十、我陪你去买东西时我主动帮你提东西,你却从来没问过要不要帮我提东西。
二、我忍着让别人笑话的耻辱给你洗衣服。
三、一个苹果,都给你吃。两个苹果,我把大的给你吃。
四、同吃一条鱼,我让你吃鱼肉,我自己吃鱼头。
五、你这么难看,我还说你漂亮。我这么帅,你还说我难看。
六、出去玩都是我花钱,回来我只能吃萝卜(你省下钱当然可以自己吃鱼翅了)。
七、认识你之前我没交过女朋友。认识我之前你交了两个男朋友。
八、你生气时,我让你当出气筒。我生气时,我把自己当出气筒。
九、你想吻我的时候就可以吻我。我想吻你的时候还要经过你同意。
十、你经常打我,我从来没有打过你。
十一、有一次你问我如果你爱上别的男人了我会怎样,我说我要杀了那个男的。我又问你如果我爱上了别的女人了你会怎样,你说你要阉了我。
十二、我买了200块的衣服给你,骗你才50块。你买了30块的手表给我,骗我要300块。
十三、我把你的耳机用坏了,我买新的赔你。你把我的自行车丢了,连句对不起也没说。
十四、你生病一次,我要瘦两斤。我生病一次,你反而胖两斤
(你来寝室陪我,吃光了我所有的零食。)
十五、我没嫌你矮,你却嫌我高。
十六、你来我家,我睡沙发。我去你家,还是我睡沙发。
十七、那次去看露天演唱会,你骑在我头上看得津津有味,我被你压在下面在人群中流泪。
十八、我家的狗生了,我把最好看的一条送给你。你却把你养得快要死掉的金鱼送给我,害我才养两天就得给它们送终。
十九、我给你洗了N次的袜子,从未给你丢过一只。你只在我生病的时候给我洗了两双袜子,就各丢一只。
二十、我陪你去买东西时我主动帮你提东西,你却从来没问过要不要帮我提东西。
Precious you
10:45 PM |
relax a bit while working (relak lah!!)
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night..
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
- Beautiful,
- Responsible
- Energetic
- Adorable
- Sweet
- Truthful and
- Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good
B.R.E.A.S.T. S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him............"Your tail is in the front".
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.
Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night..
Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.
Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.
7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
- Beautiful,
- Responsible
- Energetic
- Adorable
- Sweet
- Truthful and
- Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good
B.R.E.A.S.T. S
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him............"Your tail is in the front".
Precious you
10:42 PM |
Sunday, November 22, 2009
~~ Forever Memory ~~ 19/11/09 ~~
Precious you
8:04 PM |
~~ Kellie's House ~~ 19/11/09
Precious you
7:51 PM |
~~ Chris ~~
Precious you
7:00 PM |
~~ Bird Nest ~~ 燕窝 ~~ 16/11/09 ~~
Precious you
6:57 PM |
~~ New Dress ~~ 10/11/09 ~~
Precious you
5:30 PM |
~~ During Exam Week ~~
Study Law Contract in Library
Precious you
4:49 AM |
~~ Dynasty Hotel ~~
Precious you
4:48 AM |
Friend's son ~~ Ah Chen ~~
Precious you
2:17 AM |
~~ New Puppy ~~ Wong Wong ~~
Precious you
2:06 AM |
~~ My Sister and her husband ~~
Precious you
1:56 AM |
~~ Doggi3 B33 B33 ~~
Precious you
1:44 AM |
Saturday, November 21, 2009
My Doggi3 ~~Wei Lok~~ 威乐~~
Precious you
11:55 PM |